Funny Conversations

C and I played outside this afternoon. At one point we were in her playhouse and she told me to go outside and look in the window.

Me: "What do you have at this store?"

C: "Ice cream."

Me: "What flavors?"

C: "Chocolate and .... ... and ... ketchup."


(later)

C: "Want something else?"

Me: "What else do you have?"

C: "I have THIS!" (gestures enthusiastically to the air)

Me: "What is this?"

C: "It's tasty!"

 

 

Here's another one from yesterday (forgive me if it's TMI):

C and I were in the bathroom together, she on her potty and me on mine, and I said, "Boy, I have a lot of pee!"

C: "Where?"

Me: "Coming out of my bladder."

C: "Where?"

Me: "Into the toilet."

C: "Where?"

Me: "Through my urethra. Can you say urethra?

C: "A zebra?"