Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Charlotte the Storyteller

Yesterday Charlotte told me that lions came from hair that blew into a dark forest, so dark that grass never grew.  I asked her today to tell me about it again, and she took it in a different direction.  I decided to type out what she said, verbatim including grammar errors.  All caps represent where she got very DRAMATIC!!!  


Far away in the dark where no one came near, the lions blew theirselves there.  They walked and walked and walked a long way.  Suddenly, they saw something very white.  They knew it was a house.  So they took it.  So they ran and went to the house, and they STAYED there forever!  

But far away in the forest where nobody had been there, in the deep darkness, there was a big dark hole that everybody stepped whenever somebody was there.  And when there was a hole, the hole went its way to the darkness!  It was a far away CASTLE!  

And one day when nobody seen them, there was a little BIRD flying in the SKY!  I mean it was a BAT, flying in the night by the big princess castle where Rapunzel and all the princesses laid down and went to sleep.  And when they wented they moved away from the flying bat in the night who wanted to be in the castle.  But when they moved, the bat FOLLOWED them, anywhere they went.  So they sold the bat.  It was theirs.  Somebody bought it and chained him all up. And then, the bat tried to get out, but he couldn't.  And so he DIED!  And nobody saw him DEAD in the nice warm grass.  

But when in the forest, the lolly trees went away and have never been sawn again.  Those lolly trees were taken away by the beauty of the BEAST!  I mean, Beauty and the BEAST! and they scared them all away.  But Belle heard a roar and she knew it was the Beast, but when the trees were scared, they didn't make a noise.  So once they hided, the fines went AWAY!  And the five little bats got sold all away to many people who all wanted them, but no one said.  But one time when the fine, there was one little bat, but he didn't get selled.  

All the other bats got sold, but when there were 100 little bats,  they all got sold away.  But the one bat that was named One-Hundred didn't know what to do.  And it was one little bat hanging by itself.  No one knew where he was.  The one little bat who was just a tiny baby didn't know where he was.  The mama bat said< "Baby, where are you?"  And then the wind blew the baby bat far away to the Beast's castle stands, and when the people blew all the wind, the five little "X"es ran out of sight.  And then when the wind blew once again, all the people ran away.  And once the people ran away, five little purple grapes were left all alone.  

And one day, when the wind blew in the fire, the fire catched the smoke, and everything was on fire forever and no one got it off.  But where the lions laid, the five little bats ran all away.  The five little bats were all sad that they didn't have a mom or a dad.  They really wanted one but no one could find one so they just DIED all hanging upside down on the tree.  

And when the fire blew, the five little people ran away FOREVER and ever, and when the fire didn't come off everything, then it all got burned down, and nothing looked different.  All of it was fired.  And everything had smoke.  No one ever went out there ever again.  

But one little kid that had fire clothes on went outside and ran into the woods that was caught on FIRE!  

THE END!

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